for making the atmosphere more visible…
How many chemicals can one man breathe? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind ... Because the atmosphere is a great place to dump pollutants. A light breeze carries away your poisons, and -— poof! — problem solved. Thanks to Chase bank, bottled air will soon be as ubiquitous as bottled water, further stimulating economic growth!
Chase is the #1 Wall Street funder of tar sands –– one of the dirtiest fossil fuels on the planet. Their investments in the tar sands sector directly result in human rights abuses and environmental disasters.