Accepting awards on behalf of these categories.
For efforts to make our home planet uninhabitable.
For diligently working to make the atmosphere as toxic as possible.
For taking the biggest piss in the global pool.
For bringing us closer to a post-apocalyptic hellscape.
For efforts to break the human spirit.
For the best mindfuck.
There are already plenty of awards that celebrate efforts to protect the natural environment. But let’s face it, Mother Earth is losing, and it’s time the winners got their due. The Motherfucker Awards celebrate the forces that have done the most for the destruction of our planet. Categories include Earth, Water, Wind, Fire, Spirit, and Reality.
At a raucous Academy Awards-style event, famous comics represent those that caused the most impressive damage in the past year. We prompt the comics with basic facts about their “achievements,” but they create their own acceptance speeches.